H0LLA @ YA GURLLL~




@alexandruhhhhhh

my name is alex, alexandra, gramma #idontknowwhoiam

californiaaa

wassup tho.

dipsetflag:

Little kid: “I’m running away!”

White parent: “oh no! Don’t say such terrible things! Do you want some ice cream or chocolate!?”

Black parent: “Peace out young thug. That’s about 1,000 dollars off the food bill every year.”

(via dipsetflag)

silxnce:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

(Source: generalnazgrim, via canyouhandlethisleveloffuckery)

i been knowin not to trust these hoes;

i get bread, get head, & fuck these hoes,
IN THAT ORDER

scientifrick:

will the internet still like me if my hair isnt green

always~

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